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I know I couldn’t eat a cheese burger naked in front of the mirror. Could you?
i could eat like 5 to be honest
I eat all my meals naked in front of a mirror.
i’m writing this naked in front of my mirror as we speak.
I do everything naked in front of a mirror. Even going outside.
i am a mirror
my mirror eats naked in front of me
in russia, the sandwiches eat your naked body in front of the mirror.
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theimprovfairytale reblogged this from ichbinerica and added:
New life goal: eat a cheeseburger naked in front of a mirror.
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orgy-of-nerdiness reblogged this from lizlime and added:
Nope, I’m a vegetarian. Besides, I think it would be awkward if I brought a mirror to my lunch hour at school and just...
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ichbinerica reblogged this from damevinteren and added:
I can’t eat a cheeseburger anyway unless it’s from Steak and Shake so jokes on you lol
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I couldn’t eat a bowl of soup standing on my head. Could you????
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These comments are the greatest…
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in russia, the sandwiches eat your naked body in front of the mirror.
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alucicrazy reblogged this from darrenboydsleftbosom and added:
my mirror eats naked in front of me
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evelynthunderstorm reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:
At the very least.
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hummingbear reblogged this from hufflepigeon and added:
Lisa I thought of the exact same thing, stay away from my brain!
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hufflepigeon reblogged this from cowgirltits and added:
^ Flawless answer.
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yesgoodverygood reblogged this from averynicenurse and added:
Dude, same. Looks or no looks, food is fucking awesome.
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knightofmind reblogged this from kosherfuck and added:
sure i could but i’d rather do it in front of a computer screen
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averynicenurse reblogged this from themore-thenerdier and added:
I could eat a live cow while naked in front of a mirror, bro.
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themore-thenerdier reblogged this from trumpet-corgi and added:
Honestly, I probably could. I don’t know why I’d want to. But I don’t see why I wouldn’t do it should I suddenly find a...
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trumpet-corgi reblogged this from coyotesatyr and added:
^ with a cheeseburger at that. “Oh man look at this cheeseburger, time to get naked.”
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Would probably go for dessert after
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kittyjiggles reblogged this from orlyman and added:
I think I’ve been eating my cheeseburgers wrong then.
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I could eat a mirror in front of my cheeseburger.
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darrenboydspeepee reblogged this from likeahyena and added:
I do everything naked in front of a mirror. Even going outside.
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