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Mother of Hermes! And still youthful Maia!
Robert Anning Bell, from Poems by John Keats, London, New York, 1897.
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Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
and doesn’t get the girl
Or an oscar.
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“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”
- Gordon Ramsay
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WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES
that can be taken one of two ways but both are accurate
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